Gross Shoes

When I buy shoes, I buy based on feel, fit, cushion, etc.  Appearance is a non-factor.  If you don't believe me, take a look at my new kicks:

Um, yeah... they're Carolina blue.  This pains me to no end, as it would any self-respecting KU basketball fan.  These are good for my soles, but bad for my soul.  I feel like I need to go to confession or something.  Which is really weird, seeing as I'm not Catholic.